What we collect, sort of, without a season-finale monologue.
HospitalDaily.com is for entertainment. It is not a hospital, clinic, medical provider, patient portal, diagnosis tool, or emergency service. Please do not submit private medical details, health records, patient information, emergencies, or anything that belongs in a real doctor’s office.
Information you provide
If you contact the site by email or other direct method, we may receive the information you choose to send, such as your name, email address, and message. That information is used to respond to the message. Do not send medical records, private health information, or emergency requests.
Basic technical information
Like most websites, the hosting provider, browser, server logs, analytics tools, or security tools may collect basic technical information such as IP address, browser type, device type, pages visited, referring pages, and approximate time of visit. This helps keep the site working and lets us understand which jokes survived triage.
Cookies and analytics
HospitalDaily.com may use cookies, analytics, or similar technologies to understand site traffic and improve the visitor experience. You can adjust cookie settings in your browser. If analytics are used, they are intended for general traffic measurement, not medical profiling.
Advertising, embeds, and third parties
The site may link to or embed content from third-party websites, services, or sponsors. Those third parties may have their own privacy policies and practices. HospitalDaily.com is not responsible for the privacy practices of other sites.
How information is used
- To operate the site: keeping pages online, readable, secure, and less chaotic than Intern Panic’s clipboard stack.
- To respond to messages: if you contact the site, we may use your message details to reply.
- To improve content: understanding which pages visitors read, where navigation breaks, and which hospital jokes need CPR.
- To protect the site: monitoring spam, abuse, security issues, and suspicious Chart Goblin behavior.
Medical privacy reminder
This site is not designed to receive or store medical information. Do not send confidential health details, patient records, insurance numbers, appointment requests, diagnosis questions, or emergency messages. For medical concerns, contact a licensed medical professional. For emergencies, call local emergency services.
Children’s privacy
HospitalDaily.com is a general entertainment site and is not directed to children under 13. If a parent or guardian believes a child has provided personal information, they may contact the site to request review or removal.
Data retention
Messages and routine technical records may be retained as needed for site operation, correspondence, security, legal compliance, or normal business records. We try not to keep unnecessary clutter, because the Chart Goblin already has enough storage problems.
Changes to this policy
This policy may be updated from time to time. The updated version will be posted on this page. If the policy changes dramatically, Nurse No-Nonsense will raise one eyebrow.
