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Manga Episode 8 · Fundraiser Critical
The Hospital Fundraiser Goes Critical
Saint Maybe Medical Center hosts a fundraiser to buy a new printer, fix the vending machine, and maybe fund one working pen. Unfortunately, the silent auction gets loud, the romance table gets louder, and the Chart Goblin discovers bid sheets.
Filed by the Gala Desk · Verified by two raffle tickets · Romantic subplot seated at Table 12
Front Page Summary
Fundraiser status: critical
Hospital fundraiser becomes a full-code charity event.
At 7:02 p.m., the fundraiser began with tiny sandwiches, heroic name tags, and one microphone that made every speech sound like a medical emergency.
Dr. Stat diagnosed the silent auction as “emotionally unstable.” Surgeon Supreme entered the ballroom like he was about to remove a bid paddle. Intern Panic forgot whether he was selling raffle tickets or admitting guests.
Nurse No-Nonsense put the gala on triage protocol, separated romance from refreshments, and told the Chart Goblin that stealing donation cards counts as both paperwork theft and bad manners.
“When a silent auction starts screaming, call the nurse, not the microphone technician.”
Episode Panels
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Panel 1
The fundraiser crowd gasps because someone moved the dessert table two feet to the left.
Panel 2
Surgeon Supreme arrives late, somehow already backlit, and bids on his own entrance.
Panel 3
The Chart Goblin steals the donation cards and replaces them with tiny invoices for chaos.
Beat Sheet
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Cold Open: The Microphone Flatlines
The gala host taps the microphone. It screams, squeals, then makes a noise only Madame MRI can interpret.
The Silent Auction Gets Loud
A bidding war erupts over a basket labeled “wellness snacks.” Nobody knows what is inside, which makes it more valuable.
Intern Panic Misplaces Table 12
Intern Panic seats donors, doctors, and one confused radiology machine at the wrong tables with complete sincerity.
Romance Near the Dessert Cart
Dr. Stat tries to confess something important. Nurse No-Nonsense interrupts to ask whether he has completed the donation form in black ink.
The Goblin Finds the Bid Sheets
The Chart Goblin realizes fundraiser paperwork is just medical paperwork wearing a tiny tuxedo.
Final Bell: Critical But Generous
The hospital raises enough money for a printer, a pen drawer, and one emotionally supportive cafeteria soup ladle.
Love Near the Dessert Cart
Gala desk exclusive
Romance gets assigned a table number.
Dr. Stat tries to tell Nurse No-Nonsense she looks nice under the fundraiser lights. She hands him a bid paddle and says, “Excellent. Use that courage to sponsor a new toner cartridge.”
Intern Panic whispers, “Is this love or donor engagement?” The dessert cart rolls by at exactly the wrong moment and everyone pretends not to notice the cheesecake.
Public Reaction
The waiting room treats the fundraiser like a finale, complete with gasps, applause, and one donor who dramatically removes his glasses before writing a check.
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